The Rocky Horror Glee Show

I admit it: I'm a Gleek. I love this show! Could be because I was a band geek in high school, could be because I was never part of the "in" crowd. Could be because I always loved musical theater. I don't care why: I love Glee!

Like other Gleeks around the web, I'm excited about the October 26 Halloween show "The Rocky Horror Glee Show". Oh - did I mention that I used to go to Graceland Theater regularly for the midnight showings of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? Did I mention I've had to pick rice out of my fishnet pantyhose? And other more uncomfortable places?

I've watched all of the teasers the Glee powers-that-be will allow - plus found a few other rumor mills to salivate over. Even though I know the actors are all over 18, it still feels kind of icky to look forward to an "abstastic" episode about high school kids. And, Matthew Morrison is too young for me, too! There's no teaser about John Stamos' abs, so the shirtless thing isn't doing it for me!

A lot of rumors are swirling about Columbia & Magenta - I'm not convinced that Quinn is Columbia. Even the photo of her in her pink wig doesn't convince me - she's dressed more like a Transylvanian Conventioneer than Columbia. I also haven't been able to pick out any of the cast members dressed as Magenta in a maid's outfit.

That said - I think I've figured out the "who plays who" for the most part. I'm still a little shocked that "Toucha-Toucha-Toucha-Touch Me" is included in the soundtrack, but after the "scissoring" comment between Santana & Brittany in "Duets" or "vocal masturbation" - CLASSIC! - I guess it's not so un-doable.

I've also included links to full studio versions of 4 of the soundtrack songs, available on EW.com -

"Rocky Horror Glee Show"

But - as much as I love Glee, nothing will ever compare to the ORIGINAL!